The Day I Outsmarted Mr. Thompson’s Pop Quiz
Every student has that one classroom story they’ll never forget—the kind that gets passed around lunch tables for years. Mine involves a substitute teacher, a poorly timed dentist appointment, and a lesson that went far beyond the syllabus.
It was sophomore year, and our usual history teacher, Mrs. Carter, was out on maternity leave. Her replacement, Mr. Thompson, was a recent college grad with a love for “surprise learning opportunities” (translation: brutal pop quizzes). By week three, the class had dubbed him “The Quiz Ninja” for his ability to materialize tests out of thin air.
The trouble started on a Friday morning. I’d stayed up way too late binge-watching a show, and my notes from the previous day’s lecture looked like hieroglyphics. Just as I was praying for a quiet day, Mr. Thompson strolled in holding a stack of papers. My stomach dropped.
Phase One: The Desperate Plot
Panicking, I glanced at the clock—9:15 a.m. Our school had a strict policy: If you arrived late, you needed a signed pass from the office. But what if I left class and returned with a “valid” excuse?
I raised my hand. “Mr. Thompson, may I use the restroom?”
He paused mid-quiz handout. “Five minutes.”
Sprinting to the bathroom, I pulled out my phone and texted my mom: “Emergency! Can you call the office and say I have a dentist appointment at 10? I’ll explain later.” Bless her chaotic soul—she replied with a thumbs-up emoji.
Phase Two: The Fake-Out
When I returned, Mr. Thompson was distributing quizzes. I lingered by his desk. “Uh, the office just called me down. I have a dentist appointment.”
He squinted. “Now?”
“It’s… a last-minute cavity check?” (Note to self: Cavities don’t require urgent care.)
To my shock, he shrugged. “Grab your stuff. I’ll mark you excused.”
Phase Three: The Unintended Consequences
I spent the next hour in the library, smugly reviewing proper study habits. But walking back to class, I froze—Mr. Thompson was leaning against the doorframe, arms crossed.
“Feeling better?” he asked.
“Uh… yeah. No cavities!”
He nodded slowly. “Funny thing—the office never got a call about your appointment. Just a voicemail from your mom… after you left.”
The Twist Nobody Saw Coming
Instead of calling me out, he said quietly, “You’re creative, I’ll give you that. But shortcuts don’t work in here. Redo the quiz Monday. And next time? Ask for an extension. I’m not the villain you think I am.”
That interaction taught me two things:
1. Teachers aren’t fooled easily—they’ve seen every trick in the book.
2. Honesty saves everyone time. Had I just admitted I wasn’t prepared, he’d likely have let me take the quiz later.
Looking back, I didn’t “successfully” fool anyone. Mr. Thompson knew the truth but chose to teach a bigger lesson about accountability. These days, I laugh at my overcomplicated scheme… and cringe at how much energy I wasted avoiding a 10-question quiz.
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